I need something stimulating

Okay, since Microsoft is spending 11 billion stimulus dollars to build a bridge across a freeway so that they can walk, drive, scooter, or skateboard between campus A and campus B, ( microsoft facilities), maybe I can receive about 150,000 stimulus dollars for a escalator to my mailbox or maybe even a massaging chair on a conveyor belt so that I can save all my energy for blogging and other computer activities. Just saying............. I would really love some of that money. You know what I mean. I would love that Bill.......... You listening? Maybe just the massaging chair??